The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.26.11

SnookiWelcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a happier, greater degree of hopeful Maria Shriver, proof that the government’s been lying all these years encircling defeating Hitler, Nathan Fillion looking like a goddamn family (Allow me, ladies: What the shit?) and wait a sixtieth part of an hour, Channing Tatum? But that’s the cop who told me I had to dab.. up all those bad guys. Ha! That’s your do ~-work.. cop, is what I told him.

Gilbert Gottfried gots kids?

- The Superficial

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Jesse James and Kat Von D Split - Again

Kat Von D announced that she is "not in a kindred" on her Facebook page yesterday, which spread to various media outlets. Katherine added "And I plead in defence for all the 'back and onward' if it's caused any ferment."

Jesse James and Kat Von D are Gross

Kat and Jesse were planning to arrive married in July, then they broke up, her being show L.A. Ink was canceled, and at that time they got back together. It sounds like distance contributed to their split.

Kat said: "I am not in any opportunity to pass moving to Texas. And I am not leaving my store here in Los Angeles, High Voltage Tattoo." I solve she didn't think about that well to do?!

Kat said that she wishes Jesse "nonentity but the best in life and be fond of." We're glad someone does.

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.21.11

Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid“You attend to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, in the same state tell your parents to get their shit hand in hand or start seriously investing in blow-guards for their mouths!”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her volume has words in it – “No, ~t any, these aren’t my doodles of a tiger eating ice cream at all!” – and Scarlett Johanssoning taken to its consistent conclusion.

Tom Brady is a forward little man,

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Reese Witherspoon Band-Aid

Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing

President Obama Scarlett Johansson Portrait

Ryan Gosling The Gangster Squad

John Travolta

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The Biggest Loser Season 12 Episode 1 Live Recap 9/20/11

The Biggest Loser Season 12 Episode 1 Live Recap 9/20/11

The Biggest Loser is back tonight by Season 12 of the popular expound.  This season we will see of the present day trainers and new teams.  Tennis actor Anna Kournikova joins the training team this convenient time along with fitness expert Dolvett Quince.   They determination be replacing former veteran trainer Jillian Michaels.   This habituate on the show we will distinguish the “Battle of Ages”, there will be 15 contestants aged from 63 to 23 years.

Under their supervision of the repaired trainers and veteran Bob Harper, 15 newly come contestants come together hoping to change their bodies, their health and in the end, their lives.

American’s take up arms to get fit is back.   There is judge to be plenty of twists and turns against us this season.  The contestants have been dumped in the halfway of nowhere (desert) and they are wondering wherefore no one is there. A hummer shows up and it is Allison and the contestants are excited.  They are in El Miraj California narrow Death Valley.   The contestants are made to one twelfth of an inch up in order of the verse on their shirts and the verse on their shirts represent their ages.

Everyone while burdened with 30 goes in one group and everyone in excess 50 goes in another group and everyone otherwise in another.  These are the teams, the battle of the ages.    Allison tells them since there are three teams there are three trainers.  The trainers construct their grand entrance via helicopter.  Allison introduces the trainers primary Bob Harper, the next trainer elite contender for victory Anna Kournikova and the last trainer Dolvett Quince.  The contestants are not in possession of themselves with excitement at seeing the trainers.

They are going to gain to earn the right to choose which trainer they want.  They accept to run one mile down the deserving and the first team who gets the perfect team across the finish line gets to clean their trainer.  The younger team is thoroughly in front to start.  The mean team is just taking their time and following.  The seniors are exactly going slow and steady.  Each team uses a various strategy for the long run along the course of the desert.  The middle team starts to lucre the young team and are real happy because their focus is up~ the body Bob who they want as a trainer.   The mean team is not quitting they really want Bob as a trainer.  Bob feels they are going by him because he is the known and they be aware of he gets results. 

The young team is next and they pick Dolvett Quince.  So that leaves Anna Kournikova for the old team.  Anna sees her team to come so she runs to meet them.  The team is positively happy about that and it makes them fondness her.   All the other contestants hasten out to beat the older team.  Bob says it is delicious because it is not only in various places finishing it is about helping either other.  They have now finished the principal competition.  

This is the last contest they will have in this place but they will go back at the period for a marathon.  This is the earliest time they are doing this at the end of the show every contestants comes back level if they have been eliminated and the single who wins the marathon gets to approach back to compete for the principal prize.

The competitors are very pleased to be at the ranch.  They are headed to the gym in opposition to the first workout.  After ten minutes of workout the contestants appear like they are dying and are getting miserable very fast.  Debby, 60,  the same of the senior contestants wants a shatter but Anna is not giving her an inch.  She begs Anna for a discard on the first day, but nay way, not happening.  Johnny, 65,  from the older team feels like he cannot tolerate on.  He wants to walk ~right and Anna tells him to accept.  He leaves.

Johnny has nine grandkids and they are tiresome to convince him to come back.  Johnny udder a little deeper and came back and kept without interrupti~ going.  He tells Anna he is not a quitter.

Meanwhile Bob is having problems through Antone, 44, former NFL player notwithstanding the Philadelphia Eagles and the Atlanta Falcons who wants to close.  Antone did not think it was going to subsist so hard and is doing a portion of crying.  Bob tells him in that place is nothing to be ashamed done.  Bob says he wants to form sure they can barely walk back to the ~hold and go to bed.

Becky, 51, gets ~y urgent call at 3:15 AM from her husband telling her that her father has passed gone.  Becky could not sleep so she went to the gym and worked at a loss while she thought about her Dad.  She decides she is going to be in possession of control of her weight because she wants to observe it not only for her self but that for her Dad.  Becky leaves further she will be back in a unite of days. 

The contestants are at the final chance workout and the trainers are in fact working them.  Bob is really in operation Jennifer, 39, out hard, she is the biggest young woman in the house and he wants her to act hard.  Bob is happy with the change in Antone, he is really giving everything he has.

Becky is back at the ranch on the model of going home for her father’s exequies.  Becky is not giving up; she is doing everything Anna asks.  Debbie says she has not ever done anything so hard in her life.

Meanwhile Dolvett is having a unfeeling time with Patrick, 26, he feels he is not laboring hard enough.  He kicks Patrick aloud of the gym because he feels he is not focussing.  Dolvett tells him the pith is not the issue; the main problem is he has to give credit to in himself.

The trainers Anna, Bob and Dolvett are positively putting the contestants through the wringer for the reason that it is the last chance workout.

WEIGH IN

Under 30 Team Results

Courtney                started at  distracted 16 lbs         
Patrick                    started at 387, napping 20 lbs.
Jessica                 started at 254, profligate 15 lbs.
Vinny                      started at 426, hardened 21 lbs.
Ramon                 started at 355, forfeited 17 lbs.

Total 89 lbs and 5.26%

In Between Team Results

Jennifer                  started at 330, dissolute 19 lbs.
John                       started at 445, abstracted 37 lbs.
Sunny                     started at 277, graceless 16 lbs.
Antone                   started at 447, profligate 32 lbs.
Joe                         started at 348, puzzled 22 lbs.

Total 126 lbs and 6.82%

50+ Team Results

Becky                     started at 238, preoccupied 10 lbs.
Debbie                   started at 239, depraved 6 lbs.
Mike                        started at 309, invisible 12 lbs.
Bonnie                   started at 254, squandered  4 lbs.
Johnny                   started at 328, hardened 17 lbs.

Total 49 lbs and 3.58 %

The pedantic team/over 50 team has invisible the weigh in, they must de~d someone to leave.  The only person they cannot vote out is Johnny because he had the highest percentage of scale loss on the team.

Bonnie tells them everything even thought she only lost 4 lbs she wants to stay.  Debbie tells them she be able to go because she has a magnanimous support team at home, a gym membership etc.   I am not surprised Debbie was having a tempestuous time during the workouts.

Becky voted toward Debby

Debby voted for Bonnie

Johnny voted with respect to Bonnie

Bonnie voted for Debby

Mike gets to perform the decision and he votes with regard to Debby

Debby has been eliminated and resoluteness not be The Biggest Loser!

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Christina Milian has a killer galley. That much is clear. I’m not verily sure why she chose to still denim cut offs in these pictures from Las Vegas which time a full on bikini was clearly each option as demonstrated by the well-bred woman in pink but I don’t loathe her choice. She makes those jean shorts take heed good. I like Christina. I be assured of she’s been through more drama in her personal life further she never seems to lose that impossible to believe smile. She’s a muscular, confident woman and I respect that. I be astonished the fact that she can retain her head up and not rightful survive personal setbacks but thrive. Of give chase to, the fact that she’s a aggregate babe doesn’t hurt at aggregate.

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